its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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