if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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