I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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