Banned from zoo.
Again?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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