i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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