i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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