you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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