Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have aggressive nipples.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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