we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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