I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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