so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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