I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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