I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Drunk walkin through police station. America
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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