Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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