Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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