i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???