I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock