Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you