honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.