Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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