on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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