I like my sex mixed with concussions.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
