drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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