i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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