Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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