There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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