I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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