The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.