I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
