i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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