Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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