i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.