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  i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?

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  Stay away from his face.

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  so i go for his dick?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is cat milk safe for human consumption?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.

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• (845): View more from New York

  We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies

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