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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!

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  we need a boat to join in

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  Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva

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• (949): View more from California

  Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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• (818): View more from California

  Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING

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• (585): View more from New York

  The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club

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  You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.

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