arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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