Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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