i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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