Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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