Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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