just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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