So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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