can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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