Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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