I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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