Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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