How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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