That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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