Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize