I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
