Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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