I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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