PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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