David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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