Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
At least make sure they are 18
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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