i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize