i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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