Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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