Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize